Monday, 28 June 2010

Ok, I'm going to take this slow.....

Phez made this observation about my prop:

"Like why is the head connected to the slide totally different than the screen used ones? Even the plastic background piece this is based on is not like that."

Now I like to think my grasp of the English language is far from tenuous but even a wordsmith of my calibre cannot decipher this garbled mess.

However, Phez has made himself clearer.

He subsequently posted this:

"You guys I am not trying to debunk the guys props. He did a great job on it period. I am dropping the photo proof question because it just does not matter. Here is what I am talking about. The tube that goes up the center of the headpiece one size all the way through. In the photo (and all of them I have seen) all around where the tube goes into the tip (and the body end of the head) is a flat surface. If you look at the replica on the first page of this thread you can see the rings where two sides of that pin are bigger where they screw in from the center post on the bottom and go into the tip of the unit.






It is a small detail and was probably just another design decision no doubt like the slider was so you could replace the LED or something. Not a big deal."

It's a decent enough question which I have covered previously, but I'll cover it again with much the same patience that a remedial kid needs.
 
Ok. The construction on mine is based on the Penny Howarth made hero prop. The prop picture above is the Aztec 'static' prop (it actually wasn't that static, it can slide in and out).
 
In any case, the way my prop fits together is that the LED sits in an LED holder and the head cage slides on and screws into the ball. This featured a circular join at the base of the head recess below the centre pipe.

Look here at a shot of the Tennant prop from the Visual Dictionary:



The pencil is pointing to the join I refer to. There is also a join on the upper part of the inner recess too. This is where the ball join screws into the emitter head cage. Here is the head without the emitter cage screwed in showing the LED holder:


Mr Jedibugs also reminded me of something else that will confirm I am correct in my observations and engineering:



This picture clearly shows the large upper aperture where an LED holder, such as on mine will fit into. This aperture is clearly larger than the diameter of the central pipe.

Ok, some caveats here. I do not know if ALL the props including the Tennant one had this construction (but based on the above DK pic I know at least one did). I suspect that the hero props do as there were only 4 to 6 heads (including the 3 Aztec heads that I know DO NOT have this construction) ever made that were constantly recycled and mounted onto different bodies. I also cannot say 100% this construction is actually correct as I never took apart the prop. I can tell you that externally, my replica looks identical with the correct joins, the rest I engineered using common sense principles of design, including the LED holder.

For next week's lesson Mr Phez, please bring along some chewing gum. I'll teach you how to chew it.

Edit: Einstein Phez has tried to argue his case by presenting the following two pictures as proof of the absence of the LED holder:



Firstly, the top picture can be discounted as it is the Aztec prop. The second pic is the prop I had access to.

Let me state that the tolerance between the LED holder and the head cage is tiny. Thousandths of a millimeter. The seam is virtually invisible and that close tolerance has practical problems such as galling and thermal expansion (which I solved by making the tolerance larger). Having stated that, let's look at the pics.

Here's a closeup of the head of the second pic:



Can't see anything? Look a bit closer:



See it now? If not, here's the same pic with contrast turned up:



See what I mean? Look and all shall be revealed. I think this what you call, getting 'pwned', lolololol.

Saturday, 26 June 2010

The turd that won't flush

Once upon a time, not so long ago in fact, I was sitting in a bar on The Bund in Shanghai (a delightful stretch of waterfront to those of you worldly enough to make the trip out to this part of the world, yellow peril bedamned), shooting the breeze over a couple of Tsingtao with an old chum of mine. Now this chum was a sagacious sort, the type of ex-pat British civil servant identikit construct that usually frequents ex-colonial establishments constantly bemoaning the demise of the British Empire and refers to me as his WOG compadre. As archetypal as he may have been (and he was - he wore a fucking Pith helmet for chrissake), he has a very cutting and quite elegant way of looking at the world. On this occasion I was on one of my rare bouts of loathing just about everyone but on this particular afternoon, I excelled myself and hated on the entire human race. I remarked, after about the eight beer of that particularly torpid session, that 'the entire human race is, in fact, shit'. Without batting an eyelid, my sagacious ex-pat chum replied 'That may be the case, CT old boy, but one must aim to be the turd that floats'.

Now where is this leading, the deafening question I hear resounding before me? Well, I had to have drawn that conclusion from somewhere and from something, or more pointedly, from someone.

Many candidates spring to mind, and many of them I have featured on this very blog, but tonight I have had the misfortune of encountering an imbecile of such distinction that crimes against common sense and reason that have been perpetrated prior to this epiphanic moment by lesser imbeciles pale into comparison to the utter tosh that has manifested itself tonight.

Who, I hear you all collectively clamour, is this wingnut?

Come a bit closer and I shall tell you....

He calls himself 'Phez' and is a prime example of what Stephen King refered to as a 'child of the corn' and through his sycophantism, has done more to damage the tarnished image of Midwesterners being inbred numbnuts than Britney Spears ever could. This tool managed to put down his pitchfork and banjo for long enough to type the following missive on the RPF:

[my response in red]

"This is still going huh

Er....actually it wasn't until you decided to stick your oar in.


Why doesn't CT just produce one or two pictures of the screen used Sonic that are NOT publicly available (that he took while examining the real Sonic). You can not tell me that some insider said "take all of the measurements with a caliper etc... that you want but do not bring a camera". There is absolutely no way that a single photo could get a secret source in trouble and would be one single shred of proof other than saying "I had access but can not say how due to legal issues".

You really, really, really must think I'm thick or something. I have no need to prove anything to you. My product speaks for itself. I have put out a challenge to Neill, to the BBC, to Nick fucking Robatto to prove that my dimensions are off. You can't. So are you saying that the MFX dimensions are correct? They're not and if any MFX owner wishes to test this contention, I am more than happy to fund a court case to this end. Everyone knows I have had access to the prop because my sonic matches up in every single dimension. Ultimately, whether I had access or whether MFX had access is moot because what one does with that access, and the product one produces with this data, is more important than prop access argument. You're just a childish little cunt who is just trying to hang on to whatever sliver of high ground you think you have. It's pathetic and transparent and so are you. Just fucking grown up, you wanker.

I would believe the guy if there was ANY evidence at all to back it up, any. I do not care if a story makes sense, sounds reasonable, or follows a timeline. Con artists operate off of making up a good story to people who want to believe them every day (JUST TO MAKE PERFECTLY CLEAR THE INTENT OF THIS STATEMENT, I AM NOT IMPLYING HERE THAT CT IS A CON ARTIST OR ANYTHING OTHER THAN A GUY MAKING SOME NICE REPLICA SONICS, SO DO NOT BE A DINK AND TAKE MY WORDS OUT OF CONTEXT).

I really don't give a squirt of piss whether you believe me or not. It makes no difference to me. Those that matter (ie, not you), know that the only way I could have produced such a magnificent piece is by having access to an original.

I (and most of us) have seen replicas that could pass for forgeries that were made from screen caps and publicity photos hundreds of times on this forum. A very good replica can be made by someone with a good eye using just those resources and does not in any way mean access to an original took place (Some times better because the replica looks like what we see on screen which the original props sometimes do not).

Do you honestly think anyone is that good they could produce a piece that is within 0.03mm tolerance of the original prop using eye or just visual material? You are kidding youself and make the object of your asslicking look even worse than they do already. Not even I'm that good and I'm fucking head and shoulders above most of the hacks that call themselves propmakers. Let's be honest here, if I did make such a piece using just screencaps and pics, it makes MFX/Russrep who did have access to a prop look like a bunch of hamfisted monkeys, doesn't it?

CT's Sonics look great, but what exactly is the point in continuing to attack Neil when he has posted proof photos and talked about everything any of us has asked for. Our own screen cap based analysis aside (we know how well that works for color matching), a licensed piece had to get inspected and approved by the BBC. Wouldn't someone have gone "hey this is totally the wrong color" at some point if it did not match the one they used for refrence to some degree (Just Sayin). Why exactly would MFX just make up a color when they obviously (due to photo proof) had direct access to just look at the real one?

Because, you dumb fool, Neill's proof shoots himself in the foot and has been comprehensively and verifiably dismantled by someone a hell of a lot brighter than he is. The majority of people out there know the truth, they know my data is not smoke up their ass and they know that this is a victory of both commonsense and axiomatic fact over puffery and ill-thought out spin. Even those cunts at the BBC must know but will never admit it. So why don't you re-read the evidence, absorb it, allow yourself to be washed over by the deluge of enlightenment that you will surely be engulfed by, and run along to mummy and daddy, tail between your legs, knowing that there is no shame in being soundly spanked by someone intellectually more capable than you will ever be?

EFX Staff Meeting



Neil:

"Ok hear me out on this one, I know this is crazy but the piece we examined was gray but let go ahead and paint this F****er gold!!!!!. The prop collectors love it when you do stuff like this. What do you guys think?"



EFX Team response

Is this really reasonable or do all just like to argue?

You know what? Never a truer word said in jest.

I think we are being very unfair calling Neil a lier based on screen caps and photos of the sonic with the finish obviously heavily worn. The MFX is obviously made to look new and not beat up. If there are only three colors and one is out of the question, could it be the white worn white? Maybe, could it be the worn gold, maybe. Do we know exactly what either color looks like after it has been heavily used and striped and repainted over and over. My question is why would he not have just called Nick Robatto and asked what color paint he uses on them? Neil makes the alien effects for the show, Robatto is obviously on speed dial. It simple does not make any sense. "

That is a very good question. I know the secret to this paint and I even alluded to it about two years ago when I announced my sonics and so do several other people, even Mr Robatto himself but that is another story for another time. Whether it will be told is something that you will all have to wonder what this secret is. One hint though. Look at the crackle patterns, therein lies all manner of secrets to be unlocked.

So this brings me full circle. Humankind may well be shit, and one might do well to aspire to be the turd that floats, but with one major caveat:  one mustn't develop such bouyancy that Mr Phez has displayed tonight and steadfast become that annoying floater that just won't flush.

Time to bring out the loo brush I think....

ADDENDUM: Just to make sure that the moron Phez is 100% clear on this point, I have never claimed access to the Tennant prop just the Season 1 prop. My replica has been extrapolated from the Season 1 prop. 

Friday, 25 June 2010

Tennant Sonic Ready for lift-off

After a protracted development I've finally finished my Tennant sonic. Here's some quick and dirty shots to whet your appetite. I apologise for the quality of the shots but it's just gone midnight here and I've got no real 'white' light source except my fluorescent desk lamp. I'll take better shots when the sun comes up but for right now, these should give you an idea as to what I've done:


Here's the grey:



Here's the 'DK Limited Edition' which looks like a grubby version of the Grey one above. I've reduced the yellowness to make this version closer to the grey but still retained enough yellow to differentiate it, ultimately, it's still a matter of aethetics as they both look sensational, if I do say so myself:



UPDATE: I'm canning the yellow sonic. Don't think it's going to fly. Stripping the yellow body down tomorrow.

I'm doing some final tweaks on the crackle pattern this weekend so will be down at the paint workshop trying to reduce the capillary like nature and make the cracks more polygonal: geometric as opposed to organic, as it were. They will be ready for ordering in the next 24 hours, when I update the store and shall be shipping next week.

Allons y.

Saturday, 19 June 2010

Peter Davison & Colin Baker shirts sneak preview

Just had a call from my buddy at the clothing factory. They have just finished making these:




He's dropping them over to me tomorrow so should have some more pics for you soon. The correct original manufacturers labels are being made and will be stitched in next week but these are about as correct as you can get. They are 'museum quality' and have been patterned off original screen worn shirts. (Sorry about the color in the pics, the actual shirts have been color matched using a special Pantone colorimeter on the original costumes).

Price will be around the £100 mark. Only making a handful of these so get your orders/interest registered quick.

Edit: Just noticed a small snafu on the Davison shirt. Need to get a couple of bit reversed. Correction should be ready in a day or two ;-)




Saturday, 12 June 2010

Burning the sonic at both ends

Some pics of the burnt sonic prop from Smith & Jones on display at the Glasgow Exhibition taken in June 2009 that have been sent in by a reader, both with flash and without:



And one more sent in by one Scouse reader (why didn't you conform to type and nick it?!):



As you can now see, it is a haphazard resin scratchbuild. The color balance is not brilliant as it's taken indoors with artificial light but it  does give a clear indication of the color used, since under low temperature artifical light, yellowness should predominate and the paint should be very yellow. Heritage Gold anyone?

Did someone order another cunt? Coz, another one's just turned up...

By special delivery, 'Orange Blend' posted the following piece of nonsense on the RPF:

"I don't know CT and I don't know Neill. I haven't seen either of these sonics nor will I ever likely be in a position to buy one so you can trust me when I say that I'm not biased in the evaluations I make.



As a trained Director of Photography I can safely say that the pic on the right is VERY CLEARLY a daylight lit photo. To create that convincing a daylight (I'm talking about color temp and softness, not just brightness) takes some doing. Even if it is artificial lighting it's artificialy set up to daylight specs so the color temp is in the proper range to be considered "daylight" lighting.



As I said, I don't know either of these manufacturers but CT is mistaken if he says the right pic is artificially manufactured to make it look more gold. "

Obviously Orange Blend is a numpty who doesn't have a clue what he is talking about. Let me clear up one thing. I have never said Gorton's photo was artificially manufactured. Never. Not once. Maybe I just drowned it out with the sound of my own awesomeness.

Secondly, as a 'trained Director of Photography', he should be fully familiar with histograms, color levels and white balancing. He would also be more familiar with Photoshop than the rudimentary 'color picker/eye dropper' test. A trained DP should know that doesn't prove anything. The color sampler tool should be used as I have done as it gives accurate data in the form of absolute RGB values. He, more than anyone should know that light increases color temperature during the day from angle and height of the sun, dipping at dawn and dusk and then increasing as it gets darker, hence why you have yellow/red light the lower the sun and why sunsets are so spectacular due to blue light scattering. It's far from 'very clear' that it is daylight .

The histograms do not lie. The clearly show an oversaturated pic where red, magenta and yellow display marked clipping meaning they are out of balance and are unusually high. What I believe has happened is that the camera has auto white balanced itself to Neill's hand which has lots of red in it. Normally cameras lock onto a known white source or a 18% grey source to calaibrate itself. In this case, it appears that it has not done so and locked onto the red in the hand and thus knocked white balance off. Do this for yourself: white balance your camera to your hand then shoot a piece of white paper. You will end up with a very yellow piece of paper! As a more extreme example, white balance onto a piece of red paper and then shoot a pic: you will end up with a very peculiar picture.

I have stated that it is a pic where there is a window on the left letting in daylight into an artificially lit room. Without white balancing the camera first and in the absence of a neutral density filter, the high temp daylight will react with the 3500K artificial lighting causing chromatic aberration. Fact. It is also a known fact that auto white balancing does not handle mixed lighting well at all, especially if those sources differ in color temperature.  As a 'trained director of photography' he should know this.

To put this into context, this is the fucking deadhead who wrote the following:

"The photo on the right in Neill's pics is very obviously taken in daylight lighting (5200k+) probably by a large window or even outside whereas Risu's pic is indoors with tungsten lighting (3600k at best). His pic on the left is indoors with flash much like the pic of the replica on the bottom. I think the pic of the replica sonic is a "close enough" lighting comparison to the left pic of the original to show that it's the same colour.

Lower color temps will be more yellow, higher temps will be more blue."

If he thinks the pic could possibly be taken outdoors, where the ground is covered in carpet, then he is an Honours graduate of the 'Ninja' Risu School of Visual Acuity.

Answer me one question, Mr 'Trained Director of Photography', how do you account for the histogram reading that shows low relative blue levels, low relative green levels and high red levels?  After all, "Lower color temps will be more yellow, higher temps will be more blue,"....right?

In case you forgot, here are those histograms again:

Do you want to see a well white balanced photo where all the colors are true? Here is one:


Here is a pic where all the colors are as near to dammit to what the eye actually sees as the light has been properly white balanced and all RGB values are near identical to each other in saturation and hue. Look at the histogram and you will see exactly what I mean:



All values are slightly right of centre which means that brightness is a little high but the important thing to note is that all RGB values are practically equal meaning color saturation is neutral and all colors are true. This being the case, I can categorically state, without equivocation or opinion, that this picture is undoubted the most accurate pic in regards to color yet published. This is not me making a claim: this is cold hard figures. The above histogram does not lie, it has not been altered, it can be confirmed by anyone with Photoshop using the original source file.

Contrast to the previous pic and you will see that the previous pic had serious colour imbalance. Anyone who can deny that especially when presented with a pic where color levels are true, is an idiot. Does this sonic look in the slightest bit 'Heritage Gold'? Anyone?
(Between you, me and the gatepost, I don't think Orange Blend  actually is a 'trained director of photography'. Not sure why I think that, just a hunch....)

"It's like, 'how much more grey could this be?' and the answer is 'None. None more grey.'"

Here a little bit of fun MFX owners can do at home.

Remember this pic of the Season 4 prop in the art department workshop?


Look towards the left and you will see one of these:




Yes, a commonly available twin tip Sharpie with a light grey body! Look at the body of the sonic. Similar grey, right? Now see if any of you can take a picture of the MFX and the Sharpie and get them looking grey as in the above shot. You can't. If anything, having the two together should ram home the fact that they are TWO DIFFERENT COLORS!!!!!! One is undoubtedly in the grey family of colors and the other is in the yellow family of colors. You can see that yellows are not washed out: look at the yellow of the paint brush handle and the yellow of the masking tape.

Your move Gorton.

The answer

There is a way of confirming exactly what color the sonic screwdriver is.

We know that Matt Smith used the Season 4 sonic in Eleventh Hour.

We also know that they created a burnt out version which was painted in the exact same paint to match the hero prop. (Don't say they didn't, as it was filmed in HD and to not do would be frankly just stupid).

The burnt out sonic is currently on display at the Cardiff Doctor Who exhibition.

Anyone want to go and find out one way or other?

Friday, 11 June 2010

Did someone order a cunt? Coz one's just turned up.....

Like a drunk who doesn't know when he's been beaten Neill Gorton drags himself up off the ground for yet another flagging. This is actually getting quite painful, more so for Neill, since his reputation has started to plummet within the industry in which he works. Can't he just drop it? Can't he accept he's wrong and just admit it? I don't mind doing it when the facts are there for all to see.

So, without more ado, let's put this glutton for punishment out of his misery:

On the RPF Neill wrote: (My replies in RED)

"CT has also posted a photoshop adjusted copy of my picture of the original sonic on his blog claiming it's a more true depiction of the colour balance on the sonic. In his haste to try and prove himself right in the face of actual facts and proof he has actually helped proved my point for me.

Actually, I posted three pictures with various levels of adjustment.

Here is the 'original' with the anomalous RED value on the histogram circled:



This first pic with the increased red adjusted:


This second pic is the above pic adjusted for brightness only:



And then there is a final pic where I have fucked around with the red intensity and then normalised the other color values to match a white highlight from the far left of the pic:



Any muppet with even a rudimentary understanding of color can see the histograms and see that Neill's original pic has either been taken under in an artificially lit office with daylight coming in from windows on the left of the pic, hence why I used a highlight from the left to get a true white value to balance the color. Neill's original pic clearly shows an over abundance of red and also a heaviness of the Green value towards magenta and the Blue value towards yellow. This proves without question the original source pic is overly 'warm' either naturally or through Gorton's adjustment of the picture saturation. Natural daylight is probably coming in from the left hand side and there is overhead artificial lighting, possibly fluorescent. When natural daylight and and artificial light mix, colors become skewed if the camera CCD has not become white balanced prior to the shot or a ND filter has been used to normalise color levels. You can try this yourself: Place an object on your window sill, turn off all the auto features including auto white balance, on your camera and take three pics: 1. In natural daylight only, 2: With curtains drawn, artificial lighting and flash and 3: With curtains open, artificial lighting and flash. The results will surprise you.It seems that Gorton is dispalying a woeful ignorance of basic colorimetry by posting this pic as 'proof' as it is nothing of the sort.

 My last pic is was an exercise in showing what the sonic would look like in true color, under daylight to the naked eye and was not meant to be anything but that and this manipulation was freely admitted - If anything, the histograms show that there is still a spike in the yellow and magenta ends of the green and blue values. It also does not divert attention from the first and second pics which show minimal color manipulation and merely a straight reduction in red saturation. Nice try Gorton, but you are going to need to do a lot better than that to fudge the issue again!

Take a look at the original image of mine on flickr and look at the slider button where the paint has worn away. It is clearly brass as it was made of brass which is without dispute. Now look at CT's adjusted image to get the body colour to the 'grey' he suggest it is. See how the brass now looks like steel. It's totally lost its distinctive colour through having all the yellow removed artificially. Now, Brass is very distinctive and have never seen it photograph grey in any lighting condition. Even in my comparison shots of the same prop, with and without flash, the brass looks 'brass' in both.
Very true, but see my reply above. This does not detract from the other pics. This pic was supposed to be a more truer example of what the naked eye would see under white light. One can only do certain things within the confines of Photoshop before what you are doing becomes deceitful. I was very honest with what I did and the histograms show that. Can't argue with graphs and figures can we?


Also the hazy colour of the yellow wires showing through on the neck has also disapeared. In addition the body is now the same colour as the carpet tiles in the background. If this grey was the original colour and it was somehow adjusted by tweaking in photoshop or through unusual lighting making the sonic look greenish then the brass should still look like brass when the colour was changed or, if I brought up the yellow value to make the grey look more like Heritage gold green then the carpet tiles would also change colour as well as the aluminium changing colour as has been suggested about other photos. The aluminium would have a gold cast and it doesn't.

The histogram says otherwise. The image is overly saturated on red, yellow and magenta. No bullshit. LOOK AT THE HISTOGRAMS YOU DUMB FUCK!!!!!!!!

This shows that my original image is unadulterated so, if you accept that and you do the eyedropper test in photoshop, and you compare with the colour swatch on the plasti-kote site, you can't come to any conclusion other than heritage gold being the colour of paint used on the original prop. No hocus pocus, smoke and mirrors, wild conspiracies and conjecture just actual images of actual props and a simple test you can do yourself with any image manipulation software.

This is such a flawed, nonsense test and was not the test you originally suggested. How can you do a test like this when the source of the color is an image that is quantitatively proven by the Histograms to be overly saturated?

Orange_Blend actually did the photoshop test and it proves what colours you are dealing with in the images. Have a look at the heritage gold colour swatch on the plasti-kote website and compare it to Orange_blends results.

Orange Blend is a cretin. That test I have performed myself and the results I have posted here:

http://celestialtoystore.blogspot.com/2010/06/riddle-me-this-when-you-reach-rock.html

I have proven that the paint on both the Laser screwdriver and the sonic could be the same paint. They are certainly not different enough in the RGB as even spots of the SAME color such as various points on white paper and two spots on the same paint on the same prop exhibit RGB value variances far in excess of the minor RGB value variances between the paint on the laser and sonic screwdrivers. HOW DO YOU ANSWER THAT ONE YOU DUMB STUBBORN PRICK?

Btw, the Plastikote swatches are of the topcoat alone. If you truly painted all 500 MFX sonics by yourself you will realise the nonsense that this is. The basecoat and underlying material greatly affects the color. In fact, the only way you can get the Heritage Gold color as seen on the Plastikote site is to omit the basecoat and paint the topcoat onto white paper. The other thing, that is even more important, is that the Plasti-Kote swatches are not true colors. Look at the crackle: they are exactly the same! The color has just been color picked and artificially rendered using Photoshop!!!!!!!!!!

 Everyone out there who has access to Plastikote Heritage Gold should try it to prove to themselves I am not talking bullshit.

In case there is any doubt, here's yet another case of the famous Gorton gob overtaking commonsense and basic empirical and quantitative evidence as proven by your's truly:

Here's the RGB read for the color on the prop from Neill's pic:

R: 114
G: 111
B: 70

Here's the RGB reading for the Heritage Gold swatch from the Plasti-Kote site:


R: 205
G:189
B:129


And here's the RGB reading for Colony Cream from the same site:

R: 249
G: 239
B: 203

What  can we gather from this? The color in the Neill's pic is does not match either color from the Plasti-Kote site. They are not even close, say within 30 points out? (Like the differential between the paint on the laser and sonic screwdrivers, for example?). No they are not even in the same ballpark as they are DIFFERENT colors. Since we know it is Plasti-Kote, we can safely say that the colors on the Plasti-Kote site bear no resemblance to the real world appearance of these colors which renders both that Orange Blend cunt's argument and Gorton's argument utterly redundant. You could argue that the RGB values are closer to Heritage Gold than Colony Cream but that still does not make it Heritage Gold. It is like saying a cat is a dog rather than a lizard because they share more in common. That may be the case but they are not the same are they? Anyway, this is not even an equal like for like RGB comparison as Neill's pic needs to be corrected for the red saturation first.

Even if you move the goalposts, I still score, see? That's because I'm not a beardy twat who makes things up as he goes along.

If anyone genuinely can't see the colours then also do the photoshop test and see for yourself. Also look at the original image and CT's photoshop adjusted image and see how, when adjusted in photoshop, all the the other aspects change and become wrong. The simple fact is you can't take a grey object and make it look green without throwning the colours on the aluminium, brass and everything around it, including the skin on my hand in the picture which is totally drained of red, well out of whack and CT's own adjusting of the original proves this. "

Gorton, you are grasping onto one image that I admitted to manipulating. What about the rest? What about the RGB values between  the laser and sonic screwdrivers you were harping on about? You are like a man drowning clutching at the first straw that floats your way. I have risen to your challenge, I have done the Photoshop analysis as you requested but you have ignored my results in favor of a throwaway incidental piece of color correction which I freely admitted to doing and the results of which I have shared. Be a man, where's your fucking pride? Either front up or fuck off. Disprove my Photoshop findings. I challenge you. I fucking dare you. You told me to do the test. I did it. Now you ignore it because the results make you look like a cardboard cutout cunt. There's a nasty smell in here and that is usually a signal to flush the toilet.

Neill Gorton, you are a pathetic little loser.


Addendum: Here something MFX owners can do at home.

Remember this pic of the Season 4 prop in the art department workshop?



Look towards the left and you will see one of these:


Yes, a commonly available twin tip Sharpie with a light grey body! Look at the body of the sonic. Similar grey, right? Now see if any of you can take a picture of the MFX and the Sharpie and get them looking grey as in the above shot. You can't. If anything, having the two together should ram home the fact that they are TWO DIFFERENT COLORS!!!!!! One is undoubtedly in the grey family of colors and the other is in the yellow family of colors.

Your move Gorton.



Tally-ho! Let's go foxhunting

I'm not a huge fan of bloodsports as unlike most Chinese, I really don't see the point in tormenting animals for pleasure. I'd rather do that to dumb animals like humans instead.

There is one exception and if there is ever a fox that deserves to have the dogs set on them, 'the' Nick Fox is it. (The fact that he refers to himself in the definite article is enough to warrant horsewhipping).

This moron, this failed magician, business person and wannabe millionaire fuckstick, has posted this genius piece of self aggrandising bullshit on the RPF, expecting ME, of all people to justify and let myself be 'checked out' by a pencil necked little prick like him.

Here's what this cocksucker wrote:

"That's the sort of stuff that makes me suspicious; the whole cloak and dagger, under the cover of darkness sort of stuff. Look, if he stole one, say it...if he was an independent contractor on the show, just say that...if he's just blowing hot air he should say THAT, but I'm a big fan of put up or shut up.



And so far he has yet to put up anything but some nice publicity stills and screenshots that I have access too. No doubt he offers a nice product, but Neill has offered his proof, I know where my trust lies.



Business is not built on subversion, it's built on making the customer or potential customers happy...and as a "potential customer" I just am not happy that he has had as much contact with original props as MFX.



Before you say anything about me not understanding how a business works, I own my own natural hair care company right now; Urge Essentials. If we at Urge claimed that our products made your hair grow, we'd have to back that up (I don't claim that BTW) or if we said it came from a rare ancient Egyptian formulation (Once again, I don't claim that) we'd have to provide proof of that too. You can't just make claims and expect them not to be questioned when there exists no semblance of proof.

Look, I used to be a magician and professional illusion designer (I'm a jack of all trades), so I get the whole wanting to keep secrets thing - it was my job to keep secrets for many years. So PM me the secret to his access to the prop and I swear I will not reveal it...Magicians are the best at keeping secrets. If it seems legitimate, I will come back here, as an honest, unbiased third party and say only that, but if it doesn't seem to check out, I will say that. Regardless I will keep his secret. Deal?



This could be a very easy way to set the record straight.
-Nick "
 
Well, 'The Nick', let me set the record straight. You asked Straker to "PM me the secret to his access to the prop and I swear I will not reveal it...Magicians are the best at keeping secrets. If it seems legitimate, I will come back here, as an honest, unbiased third party and say only that, but if it doesn't seem to check out, I will say that. Regardless I will keep his secret. Deal?" You know what, asswipe? I already did just that: to Straker. A couple of years ago in fact. He's about as unbiased a third party as anybody else is and certainly no more biased than you are.  He has kept a secret and he's certainly more qualified to keep a secret than an ex-magician. Why are you fishing? Does not knowing really bug you that much?



I have no intention of justifying myself to to you, a nobody. A 'nevergonnabe'. My product is my proof. I have guaranteed it to be within microns of the dimensions of the Eccleston prop from which I copied it. It is well known within the industry that this can only have been made using access to an original prop as it is substantially different and more accurate than the MFX prop. Video footage and pics were released before any MFX's were shipped out and I have called out the MFX based on data that only someone with access to an original prop could have known. You want my secrets? You earn them or you buy them. This is not some two bit effect you can buy from Hocus Pocus.  So why don't you go make yourself disappear? Permanently.

Two wires and humble pie for breakfast.

It's just gone 8am. I am sitting in my office and have been here for the past 6 hours staring at my computer screen at these fucking pics Gorton posted up yesterday. Something momentous has dawned on me and although I feel a bit gutted because of it, I am also elated.

First up, remember I called Gorton a bit of cunt for getting his sonic wrong? Color and dimension wise I still stand by that 100%. It is undoubtedly the wrong color and the dimensions are still all over the place. However, in coming to that conclusion I also proved myself wrong in an assertion about a key feature of the prop.

Bear with me for a bit whilst I ramble. Remember in one of my previous posts that I said that there was a rod used in the sonic from Intermediate 2 onwards?

Well, having looked at all the images and in particular, one image, I have come to an inescapable conclusion that I have been mistaken and Neill Gorton's assertion that it is misting caused by incorrect boring of the perspex rod is indeed the reality. Look at the corrected picture of the prop that I corrected earlier:


This pic is probably the most accurate in my opinion to the true appearance of the sonic screwdriver prop in regards to color levels. But it was not the color that drew my eye, rather I was drawn to the perspex rod and its familiarity to my own efforts. Here's a closeup:


In my book, that looks like very bad frosting. I should know: I spent forever trying to get that middle channel reasonably transparent and didn't really succeed until I added some machine oil to it. Here's a pic of one of my early attempts:



I had actually installed this on my of my Tennant prototype mockups as it was to hand so it had yellow wires running through it. Compare it to a closeup of the same area on the prop:


Looks pretty convincing doesn't it?

I shall be revising my sonic color blog entry in light of this but the upshot is that, yes, yellow/grey/white wires were used but became obscured due to the increased misting of the bored channel. The reason for this is actually quite prosaic: Intermediate 2 no longer exists. It is simply Intermediate 1 where the oil that was used to aid transparency by filling in the drilling marks ran out, probably into the battery compartment, leaving the frosting behind. The Intermediate 1 & 2 is the same sonic!!!!! The good news for MFX owners is that the same thing will happen to the MFX as this too also has oil to aid translucency. When this eventually flows out, the misting will become apparent. The result, if you can get the sonic repainted Colony Cream, is a 90% accurate sonic as the remaining 10% is an error in dimensions, shape and construction.

This also means I would like to offer an unreserved apology to Neill Gorton on this particular point and for calling him a liar in this regard. I was wrong here. I am a total cunt and I probably need a new pair of contact lenses for not spotting this sooner.

I am not an unreasonable man and I don't have a hidden agenda. This is not a battle of ego's but one of truth. I truly love this prop and my aim is accuracy, truth and information even if it mean putting my ego into the nearest trash bin. That's the way I roll and that's the way I will continue to roll. However, this single point does not still resolve the question as to why the rest of the sonic is still inaccurate and what precisely happened from between Chris Trice measuring the sonic to Russ Brown delivering on the final product. If we can get to the bottom of this, we can hopefully finally put this unfortunate conflict behind us.

Riddle me this: When you reach rock bottom what do you do?

...You start to dig.

And Neill Gorton has got out his pneumatic drill and has started digging in earnest.

I've just spent the past half hour driving myself back to the office and my workstation when I could have been tucked up at home, in bed with the wife. Either I'm very sad or very dedicated - the Missus thinks I'm the former, but she feels the same way about LV handbags so guess we are a very sad couple. Still, I wanted to run some analysis on Photoshop as per Neill Gorton's subsequent posts here:

"Take the pic of the sonic and laser and drag it in to photoshop. Put the eyedropper over the crackles and see what colour pops up. They're completely different. Sonic shows as shades of green, laser shows as shades of grey. Do it an at least ten spots to account for the variations on the surface. These are two objects in the same image that it has been said are painted with the same paint. They clearly haven't. If you think they're the same then frankly you either need a new monitor or need your eyes checking.

The wires are obscured by the fact the perspex has been bored out incorrectly which has misted the plastic. Again, do the eyedropper and you will get yellow reading through.

This is fact, and I'm showing you facts, but if you prefer the fantasy then go right ahead and believe what you want.

If you can't be bothered to do this check in photoshop (or pretty much any other photo software with a colour eyedropper) then you really shouldn't be posting.

Enjoy"

and here:

"David actually has three of mine, with heritage gold finish, that I gave him while we were filming the Catherine Tate Xmas special back in early November. He loved them and thought they were spot on!
I also have three which David signed for me with a Sharpie on top of the Heritage Gold crackle finish. I like to collect the odd little souvenir. Russell T also has one, and Julie Gardner, I gave them theirs at the screening of the last episode at BBC TV centre in late December. Nick Robatto has one I gave him too as thanks for all his help with reference material. Strangely none of these people ever questioned the colour... Hmmm. can you guess why that is?

Regarding the laser not being in question. The point was if the crackle on the laser is the cream colour plastikote and it's different than the paint on the sonic int he same image then what colour is the sonic if you have all of three colours in the plasti-kote range to choose from; cream, black and heritage gold....?

...I'll help you there. It's NOT Cream, it's clearly NOT black so it must be.......... Heritage gold anyone?

Anyone tried the photoshop test yet?"

Ok Neill, you asked for it.

Here's the protocol: I am taking a color from a single random point on the alleged 'Heritage Gold' sonic body within the pic which is then displayed as an RGB value on the right hand side. Both points are circled in red. I then do the same with the ridged end of the Laser screwdriver which is known to be painted in Colony Cream.

The results are simultaneously unsurprising and surprising:






As the above analysis shows from various points taken across the two props - in shadow, in light and in-between, the values don't deviate much in the RGB. From a few points up to about 28ish (I don't know the EXACT amount as I can't be bothered to tot up the exact figure)  - Basically, not very much variation across Red, Green and Blue and certainly not enough to warrant it being a completely different color. Not convinced? Unless you are a total moron this should convince you:



What I have done is taken a reading of the white paper, a color that we are not disputing the color of, to show that even across a single color, shadow, lighting and angle can give differing RGB values. However the point I am trying to make is that even though there can be a thirty point discrepancy in color value, it does not change the color. On the above white analysis, the values differ around 30-40 points and even on the Blue values between point 1 and point 2 above, the Blue value differs by 72 points! But you won't have Gorton arguing that the paper has been painted in different shades of white!

Even the paint on the same prop differs in value across different points. See here on the sonic:



There is an approximate 40 point difference in the RGB values between the two points of the same color on the prop! What's Gorton going to do? Argue that the sonic is now painted two different colors simultaneously?

So what does this analysis show? Well, it shows that the laser screwdriver and sonic are probably painted in the same or similar color. What this ABSOLUTELY proves is that they are not widely different colours as Heritage Gold is from Colony Cream.

So why is there even any disparety between the paint on the Laser screwdriver and the paint on the sonic? Very easy answer: The angle of the ridges on the laser for one. There is no horizontal surface on the ridges so you end up with stark light or shadowy areas. The other reason is I don't think the laser screwdriver is clearcoated!!! I know this for a fact. Clearcoating darkens and greys out Colony Cream. Here's a pic of my unclearcoated prototype from last year:





And here's a pic of a clearcoated production model. The only difference to the paint is the clearcoat:


Quite some difference, eh?

What of the photo Gorton posted of the yellowy sonic? Well, here's the answer:

I took a look at the RGB histogram of this pic. The first thing you will notice is a hump  in the middle which tells us that the pic is generally quite well exposed with the light well balanced. But the second thing you will notice is clipping on the red channel on the far right. Basically, there's a lot of red in the pic, probably through overexposure of the red.  This tells us that the picture is lit by artificial light giving too much redness and warmth to the pic.  There is also a shift in the Blue histogram toward the yellow (left) hand side and on the green this is also heavy on the left suggesting a shift in intensity towards magenta. All this means that the sonic in the pic is too yellow!!!!!!!!
What happens when you adjust that red saturation?. This:


Turn up the brightness a little to match a smilar brightness of the original pic and this happens:


You end up with a grubby, but definitely Colony Cream flavored sonic.

I've since done some tweaking of the levels having examined the histograms and this is what I believe is the final color under daylight. It preserves the original's light levels and overall saturation/hue but adjusts it to account for red brightness so the colours remain truer (see the flesh of the hand and you will see I haven't messed around too much with the levels, merely adjusted red intensity and corrected the contrast and brightness levels without altering hue and saturation to any significant degree):

Anyone with Photoshop is perfectly free to check these findings themselves.

I bet Gorton wishes he'd never issued the challenge, doesn't he?