It's been an exciting few days hasn't it? To be fair, if you are a QMx fan your hard on should be subsiding, your eyesight should be really suffering and your stash of Astroglide personal lube should be pretty low around about now. So....epilate those palms, buckle down and enjoy the rather foamy ride....
Two major points I'm going to cover here, firstly I want to address my access to screen used props which phuckers such as Phez have poured scorn over, and also the hiring of Kenney Palkow by QMx to attempt to make their sonic replicas.
Ok, first up...prop access. Have I or haven't I? Well, I haven't BSed anyone so far and I am not about to start now. I will make no bones about this, I am a well connected guy. I have done a lot for my friends and I will continue to do a lot for my friends and my friends reciprocate my friendship in kind. Life is nicer that way. One thing I will never do is sell anyone out no matter what the provocation. If I have had access to props, I will say so. If I haven't I will also say so. But one thing I will never do is make a claim I cannot back up.
There is a certain dickhead minority within fandom who cannot see further than the ends of their noses. They are blinded by their own prejudices and will continue to stumble down that dark alleyway called ignorance lead by their own narrowmindedness eventually to be butt fucked and mugged by that knife wielding hooligan called truth. These cunts, lead by Phez, think they know it all, they seem to think that the world is a nice and logical place that conveniently adheres to their misguided notions of cause and effect.
It doesn't.
What they have become is a victim of dogma, a sanitized truth imposed by authority to limit the world view of those too dumb to realise they are being manipulated for other ends. When someone comes along that challenges this view, they go through various stages of denial, anger and fear. I have stated several times I have had access to all the screen used 11th doctor sonics. I have measured them, stripped them down, photographed them and documented every part of them. Enough info to realise that the props are a) crude pieces of shit b) that they can never be released as a straightforward machine mark for machine mark replica (remember this point as it is VERY important later).
Despite my rather brash and bombastic exterior, as several hundred customers will attest, I am in fact, quite a nice fellow. I have shared certain things with a close circle of customers I also consider friends. I haven't shared these things with everyone because, quite frankly, I don't want to and because certain people will hardly thank me for it. A case in point is my sharing of the screen accurate Perfetto technique last year which many cunts that don't like me (and the feeling is entirely mutual) have gladly taken the knowledge I have handed out and use it for their own ends without a credit or a thank you. But I don't really care about stuff like that. What does bother me though, is the damned cheeky sense of entitlement that these fuckers have.
Phez has the brass balls to call me a liar even though several veteran members of the RPF with no hidden agenda, established reputations and verifiable identities will vouch that they have seen proof that I have had access to these props. I have shared these with certain trusted people and they have verified these are the real deal yet for their trouble they get called liars too. I AM NOT HAVING THIS.
Phez, if you're reading this, you're a twat. A dickhead of highest order. A cunt of the Nth magnitude. You're a talentless, no hope fucking loser with a microscopic penis.
This guy is a prime example of what happens when jealousy and ignorance combine to form a nasty, small minded petty little cocksucker with nothing better to do than to impugn the integrity of those that are merely stating the truth. The problem with pricks like Phez is that they haven't got the cojones to engage with me directly so he takes his frustrations out on my friends (and probably his weeny too).
So, against my better judgement, I'm going to post a pic that shall hopefully put this little matter to bed.
What you have have here are two high res pictures of the River Song sonic and one of the 4 11th Doctor sonic props cropped from much larger reference pics I took whilst the screen used props were in my possession. The sensible amongst you will let this rest but I predict that Phez will probably dismiss these as a) being fakes (in which case I suggest publically asking Robatto if these are his work) or b) being publically available pics, in which case I challenge anyone to find them. You won't be able to, because I took them and the originals are on an SD card here on my desk.
After that little rant, I think I'm well within my rights for this:
I have also had the 10th Doctor prop in my possession also. If anyone has any further challenges, here's what I suggest: since Kenney Palkow has also photographed and laser scanned the same props, why don't I describe the size and location of every single dent, scratch, machine mark and blemish on any of the props?
Let me give you an example: on all of the 11th sonics, none of the notches on the upper bevelled surface of the silver cage arm strips are symmetrical. These notches have been cut out to allow the nut-like pivot brackets connecting the claw arms enough clearance to close properly and to actually install them in the first place. On one sonic, the one with the with very fine knurling and the fatter, straighter conical corian handle, these notches are actually very shallow and on two struts there is virtually no notch on the right hand edge. I also seem to recall that this one was slightly longer than the rest in the open position.
On the other sonic with fine knurling (there were 2 with this distinctive finer knurling), there was a rivet on one of the silver arms, just under a quarter of the way from the top on the smooth section above the knurling. On yet another sonic, this one with the the rougher diamond knurling, there was a single crosshead machine screw at the bottom of one of the silver arms that prevents it from opening.
All sonics have at least one serious scratch on the copper collar that sits above the leather handle. Two have 1.5-2.5mm gouges and the other two have a 6mm horizontal scratch and 4.5mm scratch respectively.
The 10th doctor sonic has a tiny nick in the right hand edge of one of the struts 4.2mm from the upper bevel. The strut on the opposite side has a 4mm long piece of pitting/chipping on the right hand edge of the strut face. The strut to the right of that has a dent on the top left corner where it looks like the corner has been flattened after being dropped. The paint is a thick blue grey bubbly wash over the original crackle finish and looks, frankly, shit and has chipped off in most places exposing bare metal, especially directly right of the slider channel. The slider plate is not well finished and has a slight beveling on the lower edge.
Enough detail? I hope this shuts a few of these cunts up. And if Kenney Palkow knows his stuff, he will know that everything I have described is bang on the money.You wanted answers? I'll leave you with this:
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